4+ Best Standup-Comedy Bits Jokes For suppose

You ever sit around and suppose, "What if I had superhero powers?" I mean, it's the dream, right? But let's be honest, my superpower would probably be the ability to find my keys in under five minutes.
And imagine if we had a superhero team of average people. We'd have

You ever daydream and suppose, "What if I could time travel?" I'd be the person who goes back in time to give past-me the winning lottery numbers. But then present-me would probably just spend it all on snacks and questionable impulse purchases.
And imagine if time travel was a common

You ever look at your phone and suppose it could talk? I mean, mine would probably be sarcastic as hell. "Oh, you're checking Instagram again? How fascinating. I'm sure the 37th cat video today will change your life."
And then there's autocorrect. Suppose autocorrect had a personality? It'd be that

You ever have those days where you just look at your to-do list and think, "Suppose I could fly, I'd finish all this in no time!" I mean, who wouldn't want to soar above their responsibilities? But let's be real, I can barely handle walking up a flight of stairs

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