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Suppose you're an astronaut and accidentally bring bubblegum to space. What do you create? A space-time chew-rvature!
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Suppose you're a baker and your oven breaks. Did it quit its loaf or just knead a break?
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Suppose you're a detective who can't solve a case. Just remember, Sherlock wasn't Holmes-schooled either!
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Suppose you're a comedian who loves math. Why did six hate seven? Because seven eight nine!
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Suppose you're a photographer and your camera starts telling jokes. It must have a great sense of pixel-humor!
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Suppose you're a gardener and plants start singing. That's a foliage choir – they've got great roots!
Suppose I Became a Superhero
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Ever suppose what it'd be like if I were a superhero? Yeah, I'd be Captain Procrastination. My superpower? Delaying villains' plans until they give up out of sheer frustration. I'll take over the world... eventually.
Suppose I Time Traveled
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I was daydreaming about time travel the other day. Suppose I could go back in time? I'd probably just use it to skip awkward conversations. Oh, you're about to bring up that thing I did in 2007? Sorry, I'm from 2042, can't hear you!
Suppose I Ran for President
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Suppose I ran for president? My campaign slogan would be, Vote for me, because why not? My policy platform? Well, I suppose we'll figure that out later.
Suppose I Invented a New Language
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I had this crazy idea the other day. What if I invented a new language? I'd call it Mumbleese. People would think I'm saying something profound, but I'm just making it up as I go along. Ah, yes, the meaning of life is...
Suppose I Opened a Haunted House
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Ever suppose I opened a haunted house? It would be the only one where the ghosts are just as scared as the visitors. Boo! Ahh! Oh no, did I scare you? I wasn't ready for you to turn around!
Suppose I Hosted a Game Show
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I was watching a game show and thought, suppose I hosted one? Welcome to 'Guess What's in the Box.' Today's prize? A box. What's in it? Your guess is as good as mine!
Suppose I Joined a Choir
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Imagine if I joined a choir! Yeah, I'd be the guy in the back, mouthing the wrong words and pretending like I know what's going on. Sorry, I thought we were singing about sandwiches, not love.
Suppose I Started a Detective Agency
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I've been watching a lot of detective shows lately. Suppose I started my own detective agency? I'd solve crimes using the power of deduction and a magic eight ball. Is the murderer in the kitchen?
Suppose I Invented a New Sport
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You know, I was thinking the other day, what if I came up with a new sport? I'd call it Extreme Supposing. You just stand in the middle of a field and suppose your way to victory. Judges rate you on creativity, conviction, and how well you can keep a straight face when someone asks, What the heck are you doing?
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