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I told my friend about succubus, and they thought I was talking about succulent bushes. Now I can't look at my garden without wondering if it's secretly trying to steal my life force.
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Succubus are all about seduction, right? I tried that with my morning alarm today. It seduced me right back into bed. Turns out, it's the real soul-sucking demon in my life.
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If succubus were real, I bet they'd make great life coaches. "Want to achieve your dreams? Well, first, let me drain all the procrastination out of you.
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Succubus, they say, are these seductive demons that drain your life force. I think I've met a few of those in the dating scene. Swipe right for eternal fatigue, anyone?
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You ever feel like your Wi-Fi is a succubus? It drains your energy and soul every time it decides to buffer in the middle of an important Zoom call. Thanks, demon of slow internet speed!
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You ever notice how succubus sounds like the name of a weird energy drink? "Need a pick-me-up? Grab a Succubus! It'll steal your soul, but hey, at least you won't be tired.
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I was at the gym the other day, and this guy was flexing so hard, I thought he was trying to impress a succubus. I mean, buddy, you're not summoning anything in here except maybe a personal trainer.
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Succubus are said to appear in dreams. If that's the case, I need to have a serious talk with my dream agent. I've been auditioning for comedy specials, not demon cameos.
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Succubus must be the reason my phone battery dies so quickly. I swear, every time I charge it, it feels like it's saying, "You can't escape me that easily.
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