5 Jokes For Succubus

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 03 2024

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The Heartbroken Romantic

When love and fear collide, and you're not sure if you're falling for someone or falling apart.
They call them succubi, but honestly, it feels more like an emotional succubus—stealing your heart instead of your soul, one date at a time.

The Paranoid Mythologist

Deciphering if succubi are just misunderstood or genuinely misunderstood predators.
They say succubi feed on life force, but let's be real, in this economy, who isn't trying to make ends meet?

The Paranoid Person

When you're dating a succubus, every bedtime story feels like a horror plot.
You know you're in trouble when your girlfriend's goodnight kiss feels more like she's checking your expiration date.

The Paranormal Investigator

Investigating why succubi always haunt singles and not happily married folks.
People say love sucks, but dating a succubus takes it to a whole new level—I'm talking vacuum cleaner with a PhD in seduction.

The Confused Human

Trying to figure out if a succubus is into you or just into your life force.
My friends say I'm in denial about my succubus girlfriend. I say, "No, she's the one who keeps sucking the life out of our arguments!

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