7 Jokes For Substitutes

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Updated on: Aug 05 2024

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I hired a substitute chef for my party. He brought the house down – with his cooking!
I tried to make a pencil with an eraser, but I had to use a substitute. It was a mistake!
I asked my GPS for directions, but it kept getting lost. So, I had to use an old-fashioned map – the substitute!
I hired a substitute comedian for my stand-up gig. He nailed it – with a rubber chicken!
I was going to tell a time travel joke, but you didn't like it. So, I used a substitute punchline from the future!
I asked my substitute teacher if he could help me with math. He said, 'I'll do my sum-best!
I asked my dog if he wanted a substitute for his bone. He said, 'No, I want the real bark!

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