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The Substitute Chef
Dealing with unusual ingredients and a kitchen that's not your own
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I tried to impress my date by making a fancy dish, but I had to substitute a key ingredient. She asked, "What's missing?" I said, "Oh, just a dash of competence.
The Substitute Weatherman
Predicting the unpredictable and dealing with the consequences
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People always blame the substitute weatherman for unexpected rain. I'm sorry, folks, I can't control the clouds; I'm just here to tell you when to grab an umbrella and hope for the best.
The Substitute Teacher
Trying to maintain control in a classroom of chaos
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I asked a student what they wanted to be when they grow up, and they said, "Not a substitute teacher." Touche, kid, touche.
The Substitute Driver
Wrestling with a car that's not yours and the expectations of the passengers
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I was the designated driver for my friends, but we ended up in a substitute cab. The driver was so chatty; I think he mistook me for his therapist on wheels.
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