4 Jokes For Sublime

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 21 2024

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The Tech-Challenged Grandparent

When you accidentally set your desktop wallpaper to a picture of a sublime beach and have no idea how to change it back.
Tried to impress my grandkids by saying I found a sublime app. Turns out, it was just a flashlight app, and now they think I'm a tech genius because I can light up a room.

The Confused Parent

When your kid starts using words like 'sublime' and you're just hoping they're not talking about their report card.
Parenting tip: When your kid says their room is sublime, it means you need to invest in a hazmat suit.

The Fitness Fanatic

Trying to find something sublime at the gym that isn't just the post-workout smoothie.
Decided to try a new workout routine the other day. Trainer said it would be sublime. It was, but not in the way they meant. Ever tried yoga on a paddleboard? Sublime or just ridiculous? You decide.

The Foodie

When the restaurant claims their dish is sublime, but you're not sure if you're eating art or if your taste buds are on vacation.
Tried a new vegan restaurant. They said their avocado toast was sublime. I didn't know avocados could ascend to a higher state of being, but apparently, they did.

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