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Why did the artist only paint mountains in the fog? He believed in creating a sublime atmosphere!
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My cat started a philosophy club. It's called 'Paw-sing for the Sublime.
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Why did the river break up with the lake? It found a more flowing and sublime relationship downstream!
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What do you call a cheese that's so sophisticated it refuses to be grated? Sublimation!
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What do you call a philosopher who loves desserts? A sublime confectioner of ideas!
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Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? It couldn't handle the sublime mistakes anymore!
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Why did the grape refuse to become wine? It wanted to remain in a state of sublime grape-ness!
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I started a band called 'The Sublime Tangerines.' Our music is so sweet and citrusy, it's a peel-good experience!
Sublime Procrastination
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I'm a master of sublime procrastination. I can turn a simple task into a work of art, meticulously avoiding it with the grace of a ballet dancer avoiding landmines. Who knew being so unproductive could feel so... artistically sublime?
Sublime Relationships
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Relationships are like a sublime dance. You start off with a waltz, all elegant and harmonious. But somewhere along the way, it turns into a chaotic breakdance, and you're left wondering, When did we start doing the worm instead of the waltz?
Sublime Gardening
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I decided to take up gardening for a more sublime lifestyle. Planted some flowers, watered them with love, and waited for nature to do its thing. Turns out, nature has its own plans, and my garden is now a wildlife sanctuary for weeds. Sublime, right?
Sublime Treadmill
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Life's like a sublime treadmill. You start off thinking you're going somewhere, maybe even running towards success. But then you realize it's more like a leisurely stroll, and success is just chilling at the end, sipping a cocktail, waiting for you to catch up.
Sublime Technology
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Technology is supposed to make our lives sublime, right? But have you ever tried to set up a smart home system? It's like asking a cat to perform Shakespeare – confusing, a little chaotic, and ultimately, you're left wondering if it was worth the effort.
Sublime Diet
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I tried this new diet – it's called the sublime diet. You eat only the finest foods, drink the most exquisite wines, but somehow, you still end up looking like you've been surviving on a diet of instant noodles and disappointment.
Sublime Struggles
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You ever notice how life can be so sublime? It's like walking on sunshine, but then reality hits you like a ton of bricks. I call it the sublime struggle – the classy way of saying, I thought this was gonna be smooth sailing, but it's more like a turbulent yacht party.
Sublime Wisdom
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They say wisdom comes with age, that the older you get, the more sublime your insights become. Well, I've reached an age where my wisdom is so sublime that I can forget why I walked into a room mid-stride. It's not forgetfulness; it's just a strategically timed entrance.
Sublime Navigation
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Trying to navigate adulting is like using a GPS with a sublime setting. It's telling you to turn left for success, right for happiness, but in reality, you're just doing donuts in the parking lot of confusion.
Sublime Alarm Clock
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Ever set your alarm for a sublime morning, thinking you'll rise and shine? But when it goes off, you hit snooze so many times that by the time you wake up, it's more like a sunset than a sunrise. Life's way of saying, You snooze, you lose... the morning.
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