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Why did the student take out a loan? Because they wanted to major in debt-ology!
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I told my friends I got a student loan for culinary school. Now I'm cooking the books!
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Why did the student loan go to the comedy club? It wanted to work on its stand-up balance!
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Why did the student loan apply for a job? It wanted to be outstanding in its field!
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Why did the student loan start a band? It wanted to be in harmony with debt!
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Why did the student loan get a job at the bakery? It wanted to roll in the dough!
Student Loans: The Only Thing I Regret More Than My College Major
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I majored in philosophy, which might not have been the most practical choice. But hey, at least I didn't major in avoiding student loans. Oh wait, that's not a major? My bad.
Student Loans: Turning Dreams into Installments Since Forever
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I used to have dreams of traveling the world, living large. Now, my biggest adventure is trying to make it to the end of the month without overdrafting my account. Thanks, student loans, for turning wanderlust into financial wander-lost.
Student Loans: The Real Masters in Emotional Manipulation
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They say love is a rollercoaster, but have you tried the emotional rollercoaster that is checking your student loan balance? One minute you're up, thinking you're making progress, and the next, you're plummeting into the abyss of debt.
Student Loans - The Only Horror Movie That Starts in Your Inbox
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Getting an email from my student loan servicer is scarier than any horror movie. The subject line might as well be, Your Nightmare Awaits: Unpaid Bills and Interest Rates.
Student Loans: The Original Heartbreak Hotel
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They say breaking up is hard to do, but have you ever tried breaking up with your student loans? Spoiler alert: they won't let you go without taking a piece of your soul with them.
Student Loans: Where Interest Rates Are Higher Than My Self-Esteem
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I checked my credit score the other day, and it's so low, even my self-esteem was like, I can't associate with you. My student loans are like the toxic friends of my financial life.
Student Loans: Because Why Own a House When You Can Own a Debt?
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I used to dream of owning a house, but then I realized I could own something even more valuable – a never-ending student loan debt. At least with a house, you can hide in it. With student loans, they'll find you.
Student Loans: Making Me Question If I Even Went to College
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I look at my student loan statements and think, Did I go to college, or did I just buy a really expensive diploma-themed paperweight? Because the education was fleeting, but the debt is forever.
Student Loans: The Only Relationship That Follows You to the Grave
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You know it's true love when your student loans are the most committed relationship in your life. I mean, they stick around longer than some marriages. Till death do us part? Nah, till the last payment is made.
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