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Student loans are the only thing that have a longer commitment than most of my relationships. I mean, I can't even commit to a phone plan for two years, but here I am, in a lifelong partnership with Sallie Mae.
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Student loans have this magical ability to turn a college graduate into a detective. I spend hours examining my bank statement, trying to solve the mystery of where my money went, only to realize it disappeared into the black hole of loan repayments.
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Student loans are the original influencers. They slide into your life, convince you to make questionable financial decisions, and leave you wondering why you ever trusted them in the first place.
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Student loans are like the awkward third wheel in the relationship between me and my paycheck. It's always there, lurking in the background, making things weird.
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Student loans have this magical ability to make you feel like a wizard. You make money disappear faster than a Hogwarts letter arriving at a muggle's house.
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Student loans are like those unwanted party guests who never know when to leave. I keep dropping hints like, "Hey, maybe I'll pay you next month," but they just laugh and continue raiding my bank account.
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You know, they say student loans are like the ghosts of our past, haunting our mailboxes every month. I don't remember signing up for a horror subscription, but here we are.
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Student loans have taught me that I'm excellent at budgeting - not by choice, but out of sheer necessity. Forget Excel spreadsheets; I've mastered the art of surviving on ramen and avoiding eye contact with my bank account.
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Student loans are like that clingy friend who never leaves you alone. You graduate, thinking you've escaped, and then suddenly they show up at your door demanding attention and your hard-earned cash.
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