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Why did the lightning apply for a job as a comedian? It had a 'striking' resume! ⚡📄😆
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Why did the thunder break up with the lightning? It couldn't handle the constant 'shock' and awe! ⚡💔😂
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Why did the lightning become a stand-up comedian? It had a 'flash' for humor! ⚡🎤🤣
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What did the lightning say when it found a perfect match? 'You're electrifying!' ⚡💖😄
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Why did the lightning bolt enroll in a comedy class? It wanted to improve its 'striking' delivery! ⚡😄
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Why did the scarecrow become a weather forecaster? It wanted to be outstanding in its field when lightning strikes! ⚡🌾😄
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Why did the thunder refuse to play hide and seek with the lightning? It said, 'I'm tired of always being a 'flash' in the pan!' ⚡😆
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What did the lightning say to the tree? 'You're really branching out!' ⚡🌳😄
Thunderstruck Insurance
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I'm thinking of starting a new insurance business for people who've been struck by lightning. Call it Thunderstruck Insurance. The premium rates would be shocking, but at least you'll be covered in case you decide to take up storm chasing as a hobby.
Charged Coffee Breaks
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I tried telling my boss that getting struck by lightning should count as extra break time. I mean, it's not every day you get a surge of motivation from the universe, right? But no, apparently, it doesn't qualify as charged up for productivity. Now I just have to settle for regular coffee breaks.
My Hair's Static Disagreement
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Getting hit by lightning messes with your hair more than a gusty wind on a bad hair day. I walked out of that storm looking like a science experiment gone wrong. If I had a nickel for every time someone asked, Did you stick your finger in a socket? I could fund a new line of anti-static hair products.
Lightning's Yelp Review
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If lightning could leave Yelp reviews, mine would probably say, Two out of five stars – struck too quickly, would have preferred a warning. And you know, the thunder is just the cosmic equivalent of my stomach growling after a bad meal. Lightning, next time, at least take me out to dinner first!
The Electric Tan
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After getting struck by lightning, people expect you to have this radiant glow. But let me tell you, the only glow I got was from the burn marks on my sneakers. If radiant glows were a thing, I'd be auditioning for the next superhero movie – Captain Tan-Lightning.
Shocking Revelations
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You know, they say getting struck by lightning is a one-in-a-million chance. But let me tell you, if I had a dollar for every time someone asked me, Did it give you superpowers? I'd be a millionaire by now. I mean, come on, folks, it's not like I turned into Thor or developed a sudden urge to fight crime. The only superpower I got is the ability to check the weather forecast religiously.
Mother Nature's Roast Session
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Getting struck by lightning is like Mother Nature saying, Hey, you think you're in control? Watch this! It's the ultimate roast session by the cosmos. I can just imagine Mother Nature sitting up there with a lightning bolt in one hand and a cosmic mic in the other, going, This one's for not recycling! ZAP!
Nature's Electric Bill
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Getting struck by lightning is like the universe sending you a massive electric bill. I mean, I get it, Mother Nature, I left the lights on during that thunderstorm, my bad! Now, every time I hear thunder, I start looking around for a tree to stand under, you know, just to balance the cosmic energy budget.
Thunderstruck Wisdom
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Getting struck by lightning gives you a whole new perspective on life. People ask me, What did you learn? Well, I've learned that when life gives you lightning, make electric lemonade. And always carry an umbrella, not for rain, but to negotiate with the universe for better weather.
My Shocking Love Life
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Dating after surviving a lightning strike is interesting. I can't use the classic pickup line, Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Instead, I go with, Did it shock when you fell from the sky? Surprisingly, it hasn't landed me a date yet, but at least I'm sparking some laughter.
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