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Surviving a lightning strike must make you feel like the chosen one. "I am the Thunder Whisperer, master of surviving things I never signed up for!
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I heard getting struck by lightning can give you temporary superpowers. Imagine being the guy who can summon thunderstorms during awkward silences at parties.
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Surviving a lightning strike is like winning a bizarre lottery. "Congratulations! You've just won a shocking experience. Please collect your singed eyebrows at the nearest thunderstorm.
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Lightning strikes are the original jump scares. Nature's way of keeping you on your toes – or on your tippy-toes, considering the voltage involved.
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Being struck by lightning is the ultimate unplanned energy drink. Forget coffee – just stand on an open field during a storm and hope for the best!
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You know you've been struck by lightning when your hair looks like you just auditioned for a role in a sci-fi movie. Hollywood, take note!
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Lightning strikes are like celestial slaps on the back. "Good job, buddy, you made it through another storm. Now, let's talk about your wardrobe choices during thunderstorms.
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You ever notice how getting struck by lightning is like nature's way of saying, "Hey, I heard you had a shocking personality!
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Getting struck by lightning is like the ultimate 'zap therapy.' Your life might be a bit scrambled, but at least you have a shocking story to tell at parties!
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