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Ever notice how your phone charger magically disappears when you need it the most? It's like the charger has a sixth sense, waiting for the perfect moment to play hide and seek. I'm starting to think chargers attend Hogwarts – mastering the art of disappearing acts.
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Speaking of stealing, why is it that socks seem to vanish in the laundry? I put a pair in, but somehow only one comes out. I mean, is there a secret sock society in my washing machine? Are they planning a sock revolution? "Down with matching pairs!
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Have you ever borrowed a pen from someone and then unintentionally walked away with it? It's not stealing; it's just an involuntary pen adoption program. I've got a collection of borrowed pens at home, like a pen orphanage.
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Let's talk about office supplies. Why is it that the stapler on your desk becomes a communal item? People borrow it and never return it. I've started labeling mine – "Bob's Stapler: Please Return or Face the Wrath of Unstapled Papers.
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You know what's sneaky? The refrigerator light. Every time you open the door, it's on. Close the door, and poof, it's off. It's like the light is trying to steal a few seconds of fame every time you grab a snack. "Look at me, I'm illuminating the fridge!
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Grocery shopping is like a battle of wits. You're walking down the aisles, and suddenly you realize someone has swiped the last box of your favorite cereal. It's a cereal crime, folks. And you're left standing there wondering, "Who stole my breakfast happiness?
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You ever notice how the TV remote always mysteriously moves to the other side of the room when you're not looking? I swear, it's like the TV remote has its own little adventure, playing hide and seek. I guess it's the only way it can steal some attention.
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Have you ever lent someone your umbrella, and then it rains for a week straight? It's like you've unwittingly become the Rain God's delivery service. You're not lending an umbrella; you're offering a monsoon subscription.
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You ever notice how time steals your weekends? Friday evening, you're excited about the plans ahead. Suddenly, it's Sunday night, and you're left wondering, "Did I just blink, or did the weekend pull off a ninja-level heist?
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