6 Jokes For Stitch

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Updated on: Sep 25 2024

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Why did the sewing teacher go to jail? He was using inappropriate language: he kept dropping the F-bomb!
I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time!
What did the thread say to the needle? You really needle to thread lightly around here!
Why was the needle feeling so stressed? It was always at the point of breaking!
Why did the sewing machine win an award? It was outstanding in its field of stitches!
Why did the sewing machine go to therapy? It had too many issues!

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