7+ Best One Liners Jokes For stitch

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I asked my tailor for a jacket with some attitude. He gave me one with sleeves that rolled their eyes!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I tried to sew my broken heart, but the needle kept poking me. Love hurts!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I told my wife she should pursue a career in stitching. She said it's not her seam of expertise.

I asked the tailor if he could fix my ripped jeans. He said, 'I'm not a miracle worker, but I can give it a sew!

Why do seamstresses never get mad? They always keep things buttoned up!

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