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Why did Steve Irwin become a musician? He wanted to play the croc-and-roll!
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I told Steve Irwin I was scared of snakes. He said, 'Don't worry, they're just a bunch of hiss-terical comedians!
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What's Steve Irwin's favorite board game? Snakes and Ladders, of course!
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What's Steve Irwin's favorite romantic movie? 'The Notebook'—because it's about a crocodile and a notebook.
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Crikey! Steve Irwin taught me more about dangerous animals than my ex did about relationships. At least he had the decency to warn me about the stingrays!
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I asked my friend for advice on facing my fears. He said, 'Just channel your inner Steve Irwin!' So now, every time I see a spider, I jump on the nearest table and shout, 'Crikey, isn't she a beaut!' It hasn't helped, but at least I'm entertaining the spiders.
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I tried to emulate Steve Irwin's enthusiasm once. I went to the zoo, tapped on the glass, and yelled, 'Dangerous beast, right here!' Turns out, the zookeeper wasn't as thrilled as I thought. Who knew penguins could give you the evil eye?
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You know you're Australian when your childhood fear wasn't monsters under the bed, but the possibility of Steve Irwin bursting into your room, wrestling a crocodile, and giving you a wildlife lesson.
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Steve Irwin had a way with animals that I envy. The closest I've come to connecting with nature is when a raccoon stole my sandwich at the park. I tried negotiating, but he just gave me a look that said, 'Mate, this is survival of the fittest, and I'm really fit.'
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Steve Irwin's ability to handle dangerous animals was impressive, but let's not forget his greatest skill – making us all feel guilty for changing the channel when he was on. 'Oh, you'd rather watch a sitcom? Well, this is a real-life sitcom, mate!'
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If Steve Irwin were a superhero, his arch-nemesis would be a photogenic yet elusive creature known as 'Shyman.' His mission? To avoid being caught on camera at all costs, leaving Steve bewildered and saying, 'Crikey, it's like trying to film a Bigfoot in a tuxedo!'
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Steve Irwin's energy was infectious. I tried bringing that energy into the workplace, but apparently, not everyone appreciates having a colleague narrate their coffee-making process like it's a wildlife documentary. 'And here we see Karen, a magnificent specimen, hunting for her morning caffeine fix...'
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I admire Steve Irwin, but let's be honest – if he approached us in the wild, half of us would run away screaming, and the other half would hand over our snacks because we'd think he's the zookeeper.
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