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Steve Irwin was like the superhero of the animal kingdom. I mean, the way he handled dangerous creatures with such ease, I'm pretty sure if he ever met Godzilla, he'd just politely ask for an autograph.
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I bet if Steve Irwin were here today, he'd probably turn household chores into an exciting adventure. Vacuuming the living room? He'd be like, "Here we have the elusive Dust Bunny in its natural habitat!" And suddenly, cleaning would become a safari expedition.
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I envy Steve Irwin's fearlessness. He'd casually walk up to a snake and be like, "Hey there, mate! Mind if I borrow your skin for a sec?" Meanwhile, I spot a spider in my house, and suddenly I'm a world-class sprinter.
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Steve Irwin's passion for animals was so infectious, even the most ordinary creatures suddenly seemed fascinating. I mean, after watching his shows, I started thinking my goldfish had a secret double life as an underwater ninja.
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You ever think about Steve Irwin's dog? I mean, that pup probably thought it was a superhero, too. Every time it brought back a stick, it was probably thinking, "Crikey, I've caught a deadly twig!
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You know what I admired most about Steve Irwin? His optimism. He could be in the middle of a swamp, covered in mud, facing a crocodile, and he'd still be like, "Isn't she a beauty?
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Steve Irwin was the only guy who could make wrestling a crocodile seem like a casual Tuesday afternoon activity. Meanwhile, I'm here struggling to negotiate with my cat to take its medication.
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Steve Irwin had this special talent for making even the deadliest creatures seem adorable. I mean, he could be holding a scorpion, and you'd be like, "Aw, look at that little guy...with his tiny death stinger.
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