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Stereotypes about office workers are hilarious. Apparently, we all love coffee and gossip. Well, yeah, Karen, I'm going to need some caffeine if you're going to keep talking about your cat's Instagram account during work hours.
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Stereotypes about millennials are getting out of hand. Apparently, we're all just overgrown children obsessed with avocado toast. Well, if enjoying a well-balanced breakfast is wrong, then I don't want to be right. Pass the avocado!
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You know, stereotypes are like the instruction manuals society gives us for each group. "Oh, you're a librarian? Here's your love for shushing people and wearing glasses on a chain." Meanwhile, I can't even find my glasses that are supposed to help me read the stereotypes!
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You ever notice how parents have their own stereotypes? Like, once you become a parent, suddenly you're supposed to be a master negotiator. "If you eat your vegetables, you can stay up 15 minutes later." I never knew parenting was just a series of diplomatic missions.
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Stereotypes about introverts are just too much. "Oh, you're an introvert? You must hate people!" No, I just appreciate the value of solitude. It's not like I'm practicing my anti-social skills; I'm just perfecting my one-person dance moves.
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Have you ever noticed that the stereotype for IT professionals is always someone in a dark room, surrounded by cables, typing furiously? I don't know about you, but when my computer breaks, I call IT, and they're like, "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" I'm like, "That's all you were doing in there, wasn't it?
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Stereotypes are bizarre. I mean, who decided that cats are supposed to be all aloof and sophisticated? My cat knocked a cup off the table and stared at it like it insulted her family. I didn't know I adopted a tiny judge with fur.
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Stereotypes can be misleading. I mean, I'm a vegetarian, but I don't spend my days hugging trees and singing to my kale. People act like I should be photosynthesizing or something. Sorry, I'm not a plant with commitment issues.
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I've realized that stereotypes are just society's way of giving us pre-installed settings. It's like, "Congratulations, you're now a middle-aged dad! Enjoy your newfound passion for lawn care and dad jokes. Upgrade to 'Grilling Master' for an extra dad level.
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