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It's funny how stature impacts first impressions. People often say, "He's got a big presence," or "She's small but mighty." Meanwhile, I'm just here trying to find a stool to make my presence known.
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You ever notice how people treat someone tall as if they've got life figured out? "Look at him, so tall, he must have great ideas up there!" Meanwhile, I'm average height and struggling to remember where I put my keys.
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You know you're getting old when your idea of a growth spurt is reaching for something on the top shelf without having to stand on tiptoes. That's not just stature, that's reaching new heights of laziness.
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Stature can be deceiving. Tall people might seem confident, but sometimes that's just a high-altitude fear of heights kicking in. And us shorter folks? We're closer to the ground, so we've got a solid foundation in common sense.
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It's interesting how our perception of someone's stature affects our assumptions. Tall people are expected to play basketball, while shorter folks get asked if they're good at limbo. Sorry, but my vertical limit is reaching the top shelf at the grocery store.
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You ever notice how much someone's stature can change the vibe of a room? Like, a tall person enters, suddenly the ceiling feels lower, the chairs seem smaller, and all the short folks are like, "Great, now we need a ladder to reach the top shelf of jokes!
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There's a bizarre power in stature. Tall people can reach high shelves effortlessly, but ask them to find something on the floor, and suddenly they need a map and a flashlight. Meanwhile, us shorties are pros at ground-level searches.
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Stature can really mess with our perceptions. I saw a tall guy on a plane once, and the legroom he had made economy look like a yoga challenge. Meanwhile, I'm folding myself into origami just to fit.
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Stature really plays with our assumptions. Tall folks are often asked to grab things off high shelves, but no one ever calls the shorter ones for help when they drop something. I'm just waiting for the day someone shouts, "Short stack, I need your expertise down here!
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