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Why did the scarecrow become a motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field, despite his lack of stature!
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Why did the short person become an artist? Because they knew how to draw attention!
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Why did the short person become a chef? Because they knew how to make a small fortune in the kitchen!
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Why did the short comedian become a gardener? Because he knew how to work at a little lower level!
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I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now, I'm a short baker – I just don't rise to the occasion.
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I've got this theory: tall people have it easy in life. They can spot the exit sign in a crowded theater without doing the 'stature shuffle.' Meanwhile, us shorter folks are left playing hide-and-seek with emergency instructions!
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Short people have it rough. I mean, my friend's so tiny, when he uses an umbrella, it's more like a hat! But hey, great things come in small packages, right? Unfortunately, so does his reach.
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My gym trainer said, 'You need to work on your stature.' I said, 'Sure, can I borrow a few inches from that guy over there? No? Alright, guess I'll just stick to climbing on chairs to reach the pull-up bar.'
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They say good things come in small packages. But have you ever tried buying jeans for someone with a 'fun-sized' stature? It's like they think I have Barbie doll measurements! My jeans are more of a capri pants kind of long.
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I tried to compensate for my 'stature' by wearing heels once. Let's just say, I spent more time trying not to fall than actually looking taller. Gravity was not on my side that day!
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The struggle is real when you're vertically challenged. I mean, I'm so short, my driver's license lists my 'stature' as 'fun-sized.' Hey, at least it makes me sound like a treat!
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You know you're short when you have to do a 360-degree turn just to check out someone's 'stature.' It's like, 'Oh, hi there! Didn't see you up there from down here!'
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I went for a job interview the other day, and the guy said, 'We're looking for someone of a certain stature.' I stood up on my tiptoes and said, 'How's this?' Spoiler alert: I didn't get the job.
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I'm not saying being short is a disadvantage, but when your friends use you as an armrest, you start to question your 'stature' in their lives!
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