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Statistics can make anything look extreme. "Studies show a 200% increase in productivity!" Wait, what? Did people start working double shifts, or did we all just start using two computers at once?
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Have you seen these statistics that claim we use only 10% of our brains? If that's true, I'd like a refund on the other 90%. I didn't pay for this much unused space!
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You ever notice how statistics are like a buffet? You can pick and choose the ones that suit your argument best. It's like the data's doing jazz - it's not about the numbers you use, it's about the ones you don't!
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Statistics are the ultimate hype men. They can make anything sound amazing. "Did you know 4 out of 5 dentists recommend this toothpaste?" Well, what about that fifth dentist? Did they have something against fresh breath?
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You ever notice how statistics are like conspiracy theories with footnotes? They'll tell you the craziest things, but they'll cite a source, so suddenly it's "scientifically proven" that cats are plotting world domination.
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Statistics are the closest thing we have to mind reading. They claim they know what we want, what we'll buy, and what we'll do next. It's like they've got a crystal ball, but instead of predicting the future, they're predicting how much pizza I'll eat this weekend.
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You ever notice how statistics are the sneakiest storytellers? They'll tell you that eating chocolate increases your chances of living longer, but what they won't tell you is that it's probably because the people who eat more chocolate just don't care as much about the time passing!
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Statistics are the referees of arguments. "Oh yeah? Well, statistically speaking..." It's like they're waving a yellow card in the middle of a conversation. Can't we just discuss without bringing in the stats red card?
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Statistics are like a game of telephone among numbers. By the time they reach us, they've whispered something totally different from their original meaning. "90% of people agree" becomes "some guy thinks this might be true.
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