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The Pessimist
Feeling perpetually doomed by negative statistics.
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Statistics claim that 1 out of 3 people cheat in their relationships. I’m not sure if I should be paranoid or just consider myself lucky to be the one left out.
The Conspiracy Theorist
Believing that statistics are a tool of the government to control our minds.
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I saw a statistic that said 1 in 3 people are plotting something. Frankly, I'm suspicious of the other 2 out of 3. They're hiding something, I'm sure of it!
The Skeptic
Distrust of statistics and their accuracy.
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Statistically speaking, if you're one in a million, there are about 7,800 people exactly like you. So much for being special!
The Competitive Person
Using statistics to fuel competition and one-upmanship.
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Statistics show that 1 out of 5 people are competitive. But honestly, I'm pretty sure I can beat those odds. That's just me being competitive about being competitive.
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