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Why did the stallon enroll in dance classes? He wanted to learn the trot-cha!
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What do you call a stallon who can play a musical instrument? A rockstar!
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What's a stallon's favorite kind of movie? Anything with a lot of mane characters!
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Why did the stallon become a chef? Because he was great at whinnying and dining!
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Why did the stallon start a gardening business? He had a natural talent for mane-taining beautiful landscapes!
Stall-on Social Media
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Social media is Stall-on my nerves. Every time I see a couple posting lovey-dovey pictures, I feel like commenting, Hey, in real life, even Rocky had relationship issues. Stop making us look bad!
Stall-on the Romance
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You ever notice how my dating life is like Stallone in a romantic movie? The moment things start getting serious, someone throws a curveball, and I end up running dramatically on a beach alone, just without the six-pack abs.
Stall-on Dieting
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I tried going on a Stall-on diet, but all that means is eating raw eggs and punching sides of beef. Turns out, it's not the best way to make friends at a vegetarian potluck.
Stall-on the Job
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My boss caught me Stall-on at work again. I tried to explain that I was just mentally preparing for a challenging project, but he wasn't impressed. Apparently, corporate frowns upon shadowboxing during board meetings.
Stall-on Hold
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I called customer service the other day, and I swear they put me on Stall-on hold. I had time to watch all the Rocky movies, write a screenplay, and choreograph a dance routine. By the time they picked up, I was ready to direct my own action film.
Stall-on Technology
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My computer is so slow; it's Stall-on technology. I turned it on this morning, went to grab a cup of coffee, came back, and it was still buffering the startup sound. I'm considering giving it a motivational speech to speed things up.
Stall-on Traffic
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Traffic in this city is Stall-on. I spend so much time sitting in my car that I've developed my own in-car workout routine. The guy in the lane next to me probably thinks I'm auditioning for a low-budget, stationary car chase movie.
Stall-on Gardening
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I attempted gardening, but my plants are Stall-on. I gave them pep talks every day, played motivational music, but they're still just as lifeless as a Rocky opponent after round one.
Stall-on Laundry Day
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Laundry day at my place is Stall-on. I don't have enough quarters for the machines, so I've been doing the Rocky Balboa training montage with a laundry bag on my back. My neighbors think I'm preparing for the next heavyweight championship.
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