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Updated on: Dec 03 2024

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'Rambo in the Modern World'

Rambo's troubles adapting to civilian life
Rambo joined social media and started posting. His first profile pic was him camouflaged in the woods. Got a message from his mom asking if he's finally taken up gardening.

'Celebrity Encounters with Stallone'

Awkward encounters with Stallone
Ran into Stallone at the movies. He asked if I enjoyed his latest flick. I panicked and said, "You were in 'Finding Nemo,' right?" His face said it all—apparently, fish don't punch back.

'Stallone's Action Hero Dilemmas'

The pressure of maintaining action hero status
Sly's action scenes have changed a bit. Last movie, he took out the villain with a walker and some strategically placed tennis balls. It's a new level of 'slow-motion' action.

'Rocky Balboa's Aging Woes'

Rocky's struggles with modern technology
So, I visited Rocky's place, and he proudly showed me his new 'smart home.' The lights wouldn't turn on until he yelled, "Adrian!" And I'm pretty sure the fridge thought he wanted 'eye of the tiger' for dinner.

'The Expendables in Therapy'

The clash of egos in a therapy session
Dolph Lundgren kept insisting therapy was unnecessary. He's like, "I've survived Ivan Drago; I can survive this." But, man, even Rocky needed a shrink.

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