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I tried to eat a circular meal with a square drink once. Let me tell you, that was a real existential crisis. I didn't know if I was coming or going, if I was acute or obtuse. All I knew was that I was definitely confused.
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You know, they say a square meal is balanced. But every time I try to balance a square meal, it just falls over. Maybe I need a square plate? Or perhaps some triangular food to prop it up?
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Why is it that when you have a square meal, it feels so satisfying? Is it because you're literally filling in all the gaps? Or is it just because squares are secretly the most delicious shape?
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I tried to serve a circular meal once, you know, for variety. My dog just stared at it, confused. He's like, "What kind of geometry lesson is this? Where are the right angles?
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You know what they say about a square meal, right? It's supposed to keep you full. But every time I eat a square meal, I'm hungry again in an hour. Maybe I'm just too hip for square food.
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I once had a friend who claimed his favorite shape was a square. I said, "Really? Because every time I see you eat, it looks more like a rhombus to me." I guess his meals were a bit skewed.
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I tried serving my meal in a round plate once, and my grandma looked at me like I'd just served her a Picasso painting. "Where are the corners?" she asked. "You can't have a balanced diet without corners!
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You ever wonder why they call it a "square meal"? I mean, who's measuring their dinner with a protractor? "Hold on, let me make sure this meatloaf fits perfectly within these 90-degree angles.
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I went to a fancy restaurant the other day, and they served me a meal that was anything but square. I felt like I was eating in a parallel universe. No corners, no edges, just a culinary Bermuda Triangle.
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