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Why did the square meal go to the party alone? It didn't want to be a third wheel with the round snacks!
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Why did the square meal join a band? It wanted to be in the perfect 'square' rhythm!
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What did the square meal say to the fitness instructor? 'I'm already well-rounded!
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Why did the mathematician have a square meal? He wanted to stay in prime condition!
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Why did the square meal go to therapy? It had too many issues with its sides!
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I tried to make a square meal, but it kept rolling away. I guess I should've used a plate!
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Why did the circle break up with the square meal? It just couldn't find the right angle!
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My friend said he only eats square meals. I guess he's trying to fit in with the hipsters!
Square Meals vs. Fast Food
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I tried switching to square meals because they say it's healthier, but I realized something. Life is short, just like the time it takes for a pizza delivery guy to get to my door. I'll take the circle of life over a square meal any day!
Square Meals and Self-Improvement
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I decided to embrace square meals as a way to improve myself. You know, like a culinary vision board. But let's be honest, my vision board now just looks like a giant pizza. Hey, it's still a vision of a better life, right?
Square Meals and Culinary Confusion
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I asked my friend for a square meal recipe, and he gave me a recipe for spaghetti. I said, Dude, spaghetti is not square! He looked at me and said, Have you never heard of square spaghetti? It's just spaghetti you cut with a ruler. Well, now I have a ruler in my kitchen.
Square Meals and Restaurant Dilemmas
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I went to a restaurant that claimed to serve square meals. I asked the waiter, What's the specialty? He said, Our signature dish is the circular pizza. I thought, Well, that's a plot twist. Are they trying to square the circle or round the square?
Square Meals and Dating Apps
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I recently joined a dating app that promised me square meals. Turns out, it was just a bunch of foodies who take pictures of their perfectly arranged plates. Swipe left on a salad? I miss the days when we just swiped left on bad dates!
Square Meals and My Fitness Journey
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I decided to get fit, and they told me to focus on square meals. So now I do squats while eating pizza. Multitasking at its finest! Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too? Or in my case, have your pizza and squat it too!
Square Meals and My Love Life
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You ever notice how my love life is like a square meal? I always expect it to be well-balanced, but it usually just leaves me hungry for something more. At least with a square meal, I don't have to worry about it ghosting me!
Square Meals and Family Dinners
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Family dinners are like square meals—they start off all nice and organized, but by the end, it's a mess. Uncle Bob is arguing with the mashed potatoes, Aunt Carol is giving the green beans the silent treatment, and I'm just trying not to get caught in the crossfire of a food fight.
Square Meals and the Food Pyramid
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They say square meals are the key to a balanced diet. I tried arranging my food in a pyramid shape once. Now my fridge looks like a culinary Stonehenge, and I'm still trying to figure out where the caveman cooking instructions are.
Square Meals and Office Lunches
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My coworker insisted on bringing square meals to the office every day. I thought it was a great idea until I realized he was just cutting his sandwiches into squares. Now our lunch breaks look like a geometry class, and I'm just trying to find the angle to eat my sandwich comfortably.
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