6 Spouse Jokes

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Updated on: May 18 2025

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My spouse told me I should embrace my inner child. So now I'm not allowed in the liquor store.
My spouse told me I should embrace my mistakes. So I hugged her.
I told my spouse she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I asked my spouse if I was the only one she's been with. She said yes, the others were all nines and tens.
My spouse accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
My spouse said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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