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The Overly Organized Spouse
Dealing with an overly organized spouse
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I once tried to surprise my overly organized spouse with breakfast in bed. They woke up, looked at the tray, and said, 'Is this gluten-free? Because you know we're on a gluten schedule.'
The Health Freak Spouse
Living with a health-conscious spouse
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My health-conscious spouse bought a juicer, and now we have every type of juice imaginable. I asked, 'Can we get some regular orange juice?' They said, 'Why drink regular juice when you can have a 'Vitamin Explosion Elixir'?' I miss the pulp.
The Night Owl Spouse
Living with a night owl spouse
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We decided to compromise on bedtime. I go to bed early, and my spouse stays up late. Now, the only time we say goodnight is through text messages. It's like we're in a long-distance relationship, but we share the same bed.
The Forgetful Spouse
When your spouse forgets everything
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We were watching a thriller movie together, and my spouse asked, 'Who's that guy?' I said, 'Honey, that's the main character, and we're halfway through the movie!' They said, 'I thought he was just a background actor, you know, like our relationship.'
The Social Media Addict Spouse
Dealing with a spouse addicted to social media
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I found my spouse taking pictures of their food in a restaurant. I said, 'Can we just enjoy the meal?' They said, 'I am enjoying it. I'll savor it again when I post it online.' Now, our dinner is cold, but our Instagram is on fire.
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