7 Jokes For Sponge

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Updated on: Feb 09 2025

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Why did the sponge go to space? To experience a 'clean' atmosphere!
What did one sponge say to the other at the party? 'Let's soak up the fun!
How does a sponge answer the phone? 'SpongeBob SquarePants speaking!
Why did the sponge break up with the dishcloth? It couldn't handle the emotional wringing!
How does a sponge apologize? 'I'm sorry, I didn't mean to soak up all your attention!
Why did the sponge apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to be a sponge cake!
Why do sponges make terrible comedians? Their jokes always fall flat!

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