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Sponges have this mysterious ability to disappear just when you need them the most. It's like they have a secret society meeting whenever there's a pile of dirty dishes waiting for them. "All in favor of staying hidden, say 'absorb!'
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I have a theory that sponges are secretly training for the Olympics. I mean, they're constantly doing squats in the soapy water, preparing for the gold medal in the dishwashing category. I, on the other hand, am just hoping not to drop any plates.
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Sponges are the ultimate multitaskers in the kitchen. They go from cleaning dishes to playing hide-and-seek in the blink of an eye. Seriously, I've lost more sponges than I have socks in the laundry.
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Sponges are like the unsung heroes of cleanliness. They'll clean up after your cooking disasters without asking for recognition. If only my ex had been more like a sponge, maybe we could've avoided the messy breakup.
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You know you're in deep adulting territory when you start comparing sponge prices at the store. "This one has a scrubber side, but that one has a more ergonomic grip – decisions, decisions.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about buying a new sponge. It's like, "Look at this bad boy, ready to scrub away my poor life choices from last night's cooking adventure!
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Has anyone else noticed that sponges have trust issues? You try to wash a cup, and the sponge is like, "I don't know where that cup has been, do you really trust it?
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You ever accidentally use the scouring side of the sponge on a non-stick pan? It's like the sponge turns into your disappointed mom, saying, "I raised you better than this, what were you thinking?
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Sponges are like the therapists of the kitchen. You're there, pouring out your spilled milk problems, and the sponge is soaking it all up, silently judging your life choices.
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