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Special friends are like WiFi signals; they might come and go, but when they're strong, you can download a lifetime of memories in an instant. And just like WiFi, they're essential for Netflix and chilling.
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Ever notice that special friends have a sixth sense for when you're about to order takeout? They magically appear at your door like food delivery psychics, ready to share the feast or just steal your fries.
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Special friends are the ones who know all your secrets and still choose to be seen in public with you. It's like having your own personal PR team, constantly working to maintain your questionable reputation.
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Special friends are the only people you can call at 3 a.m., and instead of questioning why you're awake, they just ask if you need bail money. It's like having your own on-call superhero, but with a questionable sense of timing.
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Speaking of special friends, why do we call them "man's best friend"? I mean, have you seen the loyalty level of a pizza delivery guy when he arrives in 30 minutes or less? That's a bromance waiting to happen.
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Special friends, you know? Those friends who can finish your sentences and your pizza. I've got a buddy who's so good at both; I think he might secretly be a psychic pepperoni enthusiast.
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Special friends are amazing; they know everything about you, including that embarrassing story from high school. It's like having your own personal historian, but with a tendency to bring up your awkward phase at the worst possible times.
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You know you're with special friends when you can sit in comfortable silence together. It's not awkward; it's just a mutual agreement that talking is overrated. We're so close; we've transcended the need for words.
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Have you ever realized that your special friends are like your personal cheerleaders? Except, instead of pom-poms, they cheer you on by not judging your questionable life choices. "Go ahead, eat that second slice of cake, you champion!
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