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You know, my friend came up to me the other day and said, "You should really cherish your special friends." I thought, "What's so special about them? Are they secretly superheroes, or do they have a secret handshake I don't know about?" Turns out, they meant close friends. And I'm thinking, if they're special, does that make my other friends, like, the discounted version? Do I get a loyalty card for them? "Buy 5 friends, get the 6th one half-off!
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So, special friends are a thing, apparently. It's like being part of an exclusive club. Do they have secret meetings? Do they get a newsletter with friendship tips and a monthly calendar of group outings? And if you're not a special friend, do you ever overhear them planning these events and think, "Wow, I guess I'll just sit here with my regular friends and their non-exclusive plans"?
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So, apparently, there's a hierarchy of friends. You've got your acquaintances, your buddies, and then there are these "special friends." It's like the friendship equivalent of software updates. Now, I'm wondering, how do you get upgraded to special friend status? Is there a ceremony? Do I need to give a speech about our friendship, like, "I'd like to thank not only my mom but also my special friend mentor"?
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I found out I have special friends, and I'm not sure if I'm ready for that responsibility. It's like I accidentally entered the Friendship Olympics, and now I have to compete in the synchronized texting event and the emotional support marathon. I didn't even train for this! Do they have a Friendship Olympics opening ceremony? I can imagine us walking in with friendship flags and a flame of eternal camaraderie.
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