7 Jokes For Song Lyric

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Updated on: Apr 28 2025

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I wrote a song about tortillas; actually, it's more of a rap.
I asked the DJ to play a construction-themed song. He gave me 'Concrete Jungle' by Bob Marley.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

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