8+ Best One Liners Jokes About someone being hot

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I told my computer I wanted a hot date. Now it's overclocking!

Why did the volcano break up with the lava? It needed some space!

I'm not saying I'm hot, but I just melted the ice cream by looking at it!

My friend is so hot, even the thermostat is jealous!

Why did the candle go to school? It wanted to be a little brighter!

I used to be hot. Now I'm just my coffee.

I'm so hot, even my coffee is into me. It told me I'm steaming!

My friend is so hot, they make the equator look like the North Pole!

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