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You ever notice when someone's stunningly attractive, they could probably charge admission for the personal space around them? "Step right up, folks, enjoy the proximity to perfection for just five bucks!
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Ever notice how being near someone attractive turns everyone into self-appointed fashion police? "That shirt, those shoes, that hairstyle—everything's suddenly under scrutiny when the temperature's rising.
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You know how they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Well, sometimes the beholder is the one causing the heat. I've seen folks turn into living room thermometers, just redrawing their comfort zones.
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It's funny how someone being hot can turn any gathering into an impromptu Olympics of fanning yourself with anything you can find. Newspapers, menus, random pieces of paper—suddenly, we're all experts in air circulation.
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You know when someone's really attractive, and suddenly every room becomes a sauna? It's like, "Is it getting hot in here or is it just them? Spoiler alert: it's them!
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Being around someone really attractive is like playing a high-stakes game of "Keep Cool." You're trying to act chill while your inner monologue is screaming, "Stay calm, don't trip over words, and for the love of all that's holy, don't sweat!
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You ever see someone so good-looking that they make you question if you've been using the right sunscreen? Suddenly, SPF 100 feels like a necessity, not an option.
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You ever notice how when someone says, "It's hot in here," it's like the universal signal for everyone to suddenly become an expert meteorologist? "Oh yeah, I think it's a warm front coming in from the east... or maybe it's just the heater blasting.
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Have you ever met someone so good-looking, you momentarily forget how to use your limbs? Suddenly, handshakes turn into awkward high-fives, and you're just praying your legs remember how to walk.
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