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You know someone's having a bad day when they're trying to unlock their front door, and the key just won't cooperate. It's a modern dance performance called "The Frustration Waltz.
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Someone& 39, you know you're an adult when you get excited about a new sponge for the kitchen. It's like, "Wow, this one has extra scrubbing power! What a time to be alive!
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Ever notice how someone always claims they never get sick, and then the next day they're down with a sniffle? It's like they challenged the universe to a duel, and the universe said, "Hold my bacteria.
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You ever notice how someone always finishes the milk and puts the empty carton back in the fridge? Like, congratulations, you've just earned the title of Captain Obvious in the house.
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You ever walk into a room and forget why you went in there? I swear, someone& 39 must be playing hide and seek with my memory.
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Someone& 39 must have thought it was a good idea to design shopping carts with wheels that have a mind of their own. It's like trying to navigate through a supermarket maze while wrestling with a rebellious four-wheeled chariot.
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Someone& 39 must have invented the snooze button on alarm clocks. It's the only button that simultaneously gives you a few more minutes of sleep and a small guilt trip for not waking up earlier.
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You know someone's procrastinating when they start organizing their desk supplies instead of doing actual work. It's the adult version of playing with toys before homework – just with more paperclips and fewer action figures.
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Has someone ever borrowed your pen and then disappeared into the abyss of forgetfulness? It's like they joined a secret society dedicated to collecting pens from unsuspecting victims.
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