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Have you seen those garbage bags labeled "so strong"? They're practically boasting about their durability! I put one of those to the test the other day. I swear, I think that bag could hold the emotional baggage of an entire family reunion! You throw things in there, and it's like, "Is that all you got?" I half-expect it to start challenging me to a wrestling match!
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You ever notice those "so strong" labels on products? I mean, they make it sound like it's been to the gym more times than I have in a year! I picked up this detergent the other day; it said "so strong" on it. So naturally, I'm thinking it's going to lift my clothes’ spirits or something. But all it did was make my t-shirt smell like it could bench press a small car!
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You ever come across toilet paper that's labeled "so strong"? I mean, it's toilet paper, not a construction material! They're trying to sell me this stuff like it's going to withstand a hurricane. I'm just trying to figure out who's out there using toilet paper like they're trying to mummify themselves. Last time I checked, I don't need TP strong enough to survive a zombie apocalypse!
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I've encountered these trash can liners that claim they're "so strong." I respect the confidence, but seriously, what kind of heavy-duty stuff are people throwing away? Are they disposing of anvils or secret superhero outfits in there? Because I'm pretty sure I saw one of those liners flexing when I tossed in an empty soda can!
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