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What's the gym's favorite type of math? Multiplication. It makes everything so strong.
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I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. But now I'm a boxer because I'm so strong at the yeast.
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I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't find my roots. My plant knowledge isn't so strong.
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I used to be addicted to soap. But now I'm clean. My willpower is so strong, it's like a shower for my soul.
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I tried to write with a broken pencil. It was pointless. My writing skills aren't so strong.
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I told my computer I needed a break. It replied, 'Your resolution isn't so strong.
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You ever meet those people whose perfume is so strong; you can smell them before they even enter the room? It's like they walked through a perfume aisle and the entire store came with them. I didn't sign up for a fragrance workshop; I just wanted to have a conversation!
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I admire people who have such strong willpower that they can resist opening a bag of chips and eating the whole thing in one sitting. Meanwhile, I'm over here with the self-control of a toddler in a candy store. I'll just have one quickly turns into Why did I eat the entire family-sized bag?
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Have you ever seen those air fresheners that claim to be so strong they can eliminate odors for months? I put one in my car, and now it smells like I'm driving around in a field of lavender being chased by a pine-scented unicorn. I just wanted a car that smells normal, not a mystical forest on wheels.
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I tried the new hot sauce the other day; it claimed to be so strong it could melt steel. Well, let me tell you, after a single drop, I can confirm it also has the power to melt friendships. I asked for a glass of milk, and my friend handed me an eviction notice.
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My coffee this morning was so strong; I'm pretty sure it had a black belt in caffeine. I took one sip, and suddenly I can see through time and hear colors. I don't need a cup of coffee; I need an exorcism.
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You ever notice how some people are so strong at giving advice, but when it comes to assembling IKEA furniture, suddenly they're on the phone with customer support like, Help, I've been staring at this manual for two hours, and now my relationship is in shambles!
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I went to the gym the other day, and there's always that one guy who's so strong, he's practically lifting the entire building. I'm over here struggling to find the 5-pound dumbbells, and he's deadlifting the water cooler. Dude, calm down, it's not a Strongman competition; it's just a regular Tuesday!
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I asked my friend for a piece of gum, and he gave me one that claimed to be so strong it could freshen your breath from across the room. Now, every time I talk, people on the other side of the office start looking for a minty superhero. I just wanted fresh breath, not to become the masked avenger of oral hygiene!
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I bought a new laundry detergent because it said it was so strong it could tackle the toughest stains. Well, it turns out it's also so strong that now all my clothes have trust issues. They're like, Are you sure you got that stain out, or are you just covering it up with more detergent lies?
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