7 Jokes About Snoring

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Updated on: Dec 05 2024

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I told my wife she was snoring too loudly. She said, 'That's just my sleep applause.
I tried to record my snoring to scare off burglars. The only thing I scared was myself.
I asked my friend how he handles his snoring roommate. He said, 'I just pretend it's a lullaby for insomniacs.
I don't snore; I just dream of being a chainsaw. It's all about having big dreams!
My partner says I snore like a bear. I told her it's just my way of practicing for hibernation.
I fell asleep at the library, and they tried to kick me out for snoring. I said, 'I'm just adding a little drama to the non-fiction section.
My snoring is so powerful; it once woke up the neighbors in a different time zone.

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