6 Jokes About Snoring

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Updated on: Dec 05 2024

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I asked my friend how he deals with his snoring roommate. He said, 'Earplugs and a white noise machine. It's like living with a sleeping walrus.
My wife says I make weird noises when I sleep. I told her it's just my dream sound effects. I'm a sleepscapist!
My snoring is so rhythmic; I should start a band. I'll call it 'Snooze Control.
I told my doctor I snore so loudly it scares the cat. He suggested I try purr therapy instead.
My snoring is so legendary; they're thinking of putting it on Spotify as a sleep-inducing playlist.
I told my wife she snores like a squeaky toy. Now I have to sleep with earplugs and a chew toy.

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