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If a sneeze wears a mask, is it called a 'sneezeguard'? Asking for a friend who's 'nosey.
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What did one sneeze say to the other? 'Gesundheit, my friend!' They were quite 'snot-ual' acquaintances.
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Why did the sneeze go to the party? It heard they had a lot of 'blessings' to share!
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Why did the ghost attend the sneeze competition? It wanted to see if it could make someone 'boo-tifully sneeze!' 🤧👻
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field and had a great 'achoo-tfit'!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and sneezed!
Sneezing Etiquette
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There's an unspoken code when someone sneezes in public. You give them that polite, obligatory bless you, but deep down, you're also evaluating their sneeze technique, like, Nice form, good recovery, that was a solid 8.5 on the sneeze scale!
Sneezing Strategies
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You know those moments when you're trying to hold in a sneeze in a quiet room? It's like playing a stealth game on the highest difficulty setting. You're all hunched over, eyes watering, trying not to alert the guards – I mean, people – with a sudden noise explosion.
Sneezing Physics
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Sneezing defies the laws of physics. How can something so tiny, like a sneeze, produce enough force to launch a tissue across the room? It's like your nose suddenly turned into a mini-cannon, aiming for the farthest wall!
Sneeze: The Power Move
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I think the ultimate power move would be to sneeze confetti. Can you imagine? Everyone's just going about their day, and suddenly, you sneeze a burst of confetti, turning mundane moments into instant parties!
Sneezing Secrets
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Sneezing in public is like accidentally revealing a secret. Your body's all, Oh, you thought I was cool and collected? Surprise! I have no chill, and here's a sudden burst of sound and snot to prove it!
The Sneezing Symphony
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Ever noticed how a sneeze sounds like a tiny, unexpected symphony? It's like your nose suddenly decides to audition for a kazoo orchestra at the most inappropriate times. I've half expected a conductor to pop out demanding an encore!
Sneezing Contagion
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Sneezing is the ultimate game of contagiousness. It's like your nose is playing tag with everyone in the room, going, Tag, you're it! And you, and you, and oh yes, especially you in the white shirt!
Sneezing Roulette
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Sneezing is a bit like playing Russian roulette. You never know if it's going to be a delicate, soft achoo or a full-blown explosion that sets off car alarms three blocks away. It's a risky game every single time.
Sneeze in Slow-Mo
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Ever had one of those slow-motion sneezes? It's like your body's doing an action movie reenactment.
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