5 Jokes For Sneeze

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Updated on: Apr 22 2025

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I asked my cat if it ever sneezes. It said, 'No, I'm too purr-fect for that.
My sneezes are like high-fives from ghosts – you can feel them, but you can't see them!
I told my computer a joke, and it laughed so hard it sneezed out some 'bits and bytes.
My friend told me he can sneeze with his eyes open. I told him it's impossible, but he said, 'Watch me, I'll show you a real 'eye-opener'!
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. Now when I sneeze, I have that 'new car smell.

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