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The Zookeeper
Dealing with a snapping turtle in the reptile exhibit
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Trying to clean the snapping turtle's enclosure is like playing a real-life game of Operation, but instead of a buzz, you get a hiss and a death stare.
The Dating Expert
Going on a date to a reptile-themed restaurant with someone terrified of snapping turtles
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Trying to impress someone while they're scanning the room for snapping turtles is a unique challenge. It's like trying to be suave while tap-dancing on a minefield.
The Burglar
Trying to break into a house with a snapping turtle as a security measure
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I used to laugh at those home security commercials with guard dogs. Now, I wish I had a guard dog instead of dealing with a house that has a snapping turtle on payroll.
The Veterinarian
Treating a snapping turtle with a toothache
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The snapping turtle's toothache was so bad; even the other animals in the clinic were giving me sympathetic glances. I felt like the Dr. Phil of the animal kingdom.
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