7 Jokes For Snapping Turtle

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Updated on: Jan 11 2025

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Why don't snapping turtles like sharing? Because they're shellfish!
What's a snapping turtle's favorite type of music? Snap and roll!
Why did the snapping turtle cross the road? To snap at the chicken on the other side!
Why don't snapping turtles like fast food? Because they prefer slow bites!
How does a snapping turtle get around town? It snaps a ride on the shell-ephant!
Why don't snapping turtles play hide and seek? Because they're masters of the snap-and-seek technique!
What's a snapping turtle's favorite dance move? The Snap-and-Shuffle!

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