5 Sms Jokes

One Liners

Updated on: Dec 08 2024

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I asked my phone if it wanted to dance. It said, 'Sure, but no one likes a jitterbug.
I asked my phone if it believed in love at first text. It said, 'Nah, I'm more into long paragraphs.
I asked my phone if it believed in love at first sight. It said, 'No, but I've been known to send a few heart emojis on the first date.
What did the digital clock say to the smartphone? 'You have my number – call me sometime!
I accidentally sent a message to a stranger, and they replied with 'new phone, who dis?' I thought my phone had an identity crisis!

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