8+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For skull

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Why did the skeleton break up with the skull? It just didn't have the heart for it!

What's a skull's favorite part of the day? 'High noon'—it's always on top!

Why did the skeleton burp in the classroom? Because it didn't have the guts to fart!

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with!

Why did the skeleton refuse to fight? He didn't have the guts!

Why was the skull a terrible gambler? He always lost his head!

Why don't skeletons fight at all? They don't have the guts for it!

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the stomach for it!

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