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The Hipster Skeleton
Complaining that having a skull is too mainstream.
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I tried putting a flower crown on my skull, but it just kept slipping off. I guess even my headless fashion choices can't escape gravity.
The Paranormal Barber
Struggling to give a decent haircut without a skull.
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I tried using a skull-shaped stencil for haircuts. Turns out, it doesn't improve accuracy; it just makes everyone leave with skull-shaped patches. Oops!
The Envious Ghost
Wishing he had a skull to wear.
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I asked a fellow ghost if I could borrow his skull for a day. He said, 'Sure, just don't lose your head over it.' I'm like, 'Too late, buddy.'
The Forgetful Skeleton
Trying to remember where he left his skull.
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I tried finding my skull with a GPS once. The voice kept saying, 'In 500 feet, turn right.' I'm like, 'I don't have feet, and where's my head?'
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