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The Ski Lodge Bartender
Witnessing ski lodge shenanigans
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If I had a dollar for every time someone said, "I’ll stick to the bunny slopes," then ended up face-first in the snow, I’d own this lodge.
The Ski Instructor
Keeping cool while dealing with clueless students
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You know you’re a ski instructor when saying, "Pizza and French fries" isn’t about lunch; it’s our mantra to keep beginners from turning into human snowballs.
The Overeager Beginner
Wanting to impress despite lack of skill
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I thought I was a natural on the slopes until the instructor said, "Pizza, not french fries." I thought he was talking about lunch, not my skiing stance.
The Experienced Pro
Dealing with amateurs on the slopes
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Watching beginners ski is like witnessing a penguin trying to take flight. You root for them but know it’s gonna end in a hilarious faceplant.
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