5 Jokes For Ski Lodge

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 14 2025

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The Ski Lodge Bartender

Witnessing ski lodge shenanigans
If I had a dollar for every time someone said, "I’ll stick to the bunny slopes," then ended up face-first in the snow, I’d own this lodge.

The Ski Instructor

Keeping cool while dealing with clueless students
You know you’re a ski instructor when saying, "Pizza and French fries" isn’t about lunch; it’s our mantra to keep beginners from turning into human snowballs.

The Overeager Beginner

Wanting to impress despite lack of skill
I thought I was a natural on the slopes until the instructor said, "Pizza, not french fries." I thought he was talking about lunch, not my skiing stance.

The Experienced Pro

Dealing with amateurs on the slopes
Watching beginners ski is like witnessing a penguin trying to take flight. You root for them but know it’s gonna end in a hilarious faceplant.

The Lodge Owner

Managing the chaos of a ski lodge
You think you’ve seen chaos? Try managing a lodge full of skiers during a snowstorm sale at the hot cocoa bar. It’s the winter Olympics of chaos management.

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