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They say simplifying your communication is crucial. Texts should be short and sweet. So I tried it. I sent a one-word text to my friend: "Food?" And you know what he replied? "What?" Now, I'm not a language expert, but I'm pretty sure "food" is a complete sentence. It's a statement, a question, and a universal truth.
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So, I decided to simplify my diet too. I read this article that said, "Eat only what your great-grandmother would recognize as food." Well, I tried that, and now I'm surviving on a diet of plain oatmeal and raw potatoes. My great-grandma would be proud, or she'd be really confused. I can't decide.
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And relationships, oh boy. They say keep it simple. I tried that too. Instead of saying, "It's not you, it's me," I just said, "It's you." Turns out, simplicity hurts more than complexity. Who knew breaking up could be a math problem?
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You know, they say you should simplify your life, right? Like, just declutter everything. But have you ever tried simplifying your wardrobe? I attempted it, threw out all my clothes, and now I just walk around in a potato sack. I call it the "spud-chic" look. Fashion gurus hate me!
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