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Tech Support Hotline Operator
Dealing with clueless callers
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The other day, someone asked me if they could turn their computer into a hot tub. I said sure, just add bubbles to your spreadsheet and see how that goes.
Traffic Cop
Managing road rage and bizarre excuses
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I once pulled over a guy for doing 90 in a 30 mph zone. He claimed he was just trying to dry his car after a car wash. Buddy, next time, try a leaf blower.
Personal Trainer at a Gym
Encountering lazy excuses and unrealistic expectations
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I had a client say, "I want to sweat, but not too much." So, I handed them a misting fan and said, "Welcome to the gentle breeze workout.
Pet Psychic
Trying to interpret pets' thoughts and behaviors
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Someone asked me if their hamster had a deep-seated fear of commitment because it kept running away from its wheel. Maybe it just wanted a change of scenery, ever think of that?
Barista at a Trendy Coffee Shop
Struggling with complicated orders
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Had a customer complain that their coffee was too hot. I told them to wait a minute, and it would be room temperature. They said, "No, I want it hot but not burning hot." I guess I'm in the business of predicting people's preferred coffee temperatures now.
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